i hate hummers…
hahhahahaha, this absolutly made my day!!!
everysingle time i see a hummer i want to flip off the driver.. but i don’t…
i am so happy to know that there is someone out there thinking the same thing and doing it.
The Fate Of Jane Doe…
my little life…
…and one from me too
If people ever understood the work of Edward Bernays they would never waste their time with such a silly impractical and destructive purchase like a Hummer. Of course he made us all slaves to the corporate propaganda machine and we live our lives vicariously through our impulse buying addiction.
FOOLS. You hate “The Blacks” also?? Too much HATE in this world. I have a hummer and LOVE it… Hate me I will only love you back. GodBless.
I’m not going to try to change your opinion…I know I can’t. Blind hate like that is too deep seeded to remove in a silly internet post, but take a look at hummerhope.com if you get a chance. No, it’s not going to change your mind, but maybe someday when a Hummer owner helps you out, at least you’ll wait until he turns around so you can flip him/her off behind their back.
Is it that you are that jelous of the ones that can affored what they finally can get and affored!! i grew up poor and worked hard i have 5 vehicals and ones a hummer h2 im an american if i want to buy a horse its my business. next time your flicking a hummer off look at the time your wasting. jelousy drives you crazy invey makes you work harder remember that.
i have a hummer to and people who hate them are so mad that they cant afford one so hahahahaha you cant afford one haha fuck you fags who hate hummers ur just mad becuse you cant have one
WE CRITICIZE WHAT WE CANNOT AFFORD! I own a MASSIVE Hummer h2, jacked up, HUGE TOYO TIRES, and it really pigs the gas, 7 miles to the gallon!! But it is my gas and my hard earned money that pays for the gas not yours! Just because of this stupid website, I will now fill my Hummer H2 with gas, hit the road, and WASTE a full tank of gas, no make it 2 full tanks, just to piss off you looser Libs that simply cannot afford what I drive the best auto on the road! Oh yeah, almost forgot.. I am buying my wife a new $85,000 custom H2, and we will both such up and waste as mush gas as we can, just because you don’t like it! Suck on that looser libs!
lol lol lol lol i stopped writing for a while and cam back to find all these hummer loving asses leaving bitchy comments here.. i’m not jelous of people that have hummers. i pity them. i hate hummers, and most large suvs/trucks simply becuase they use too much fuel, we’re destroying the planet we should be taking care of. excuse me for giving a shit about the world. my bad.
Wow, the lack or proper spelling/grammar on this page is awesome. Since I despise hummers, I guess I am a ‘looser’ full of ‘jelousy.’ I actually can ‘affored’ one, I simply choose not to waste my money on a wannabe war vehicle. All you hummer owners are brainwashed into thinking that since you own one of these things, you validate your meaningless existence. Why don’t you work on making a positive impact on the world rather than leaving it worse off? remember, when you die, it doesn’t matter how much money you have. It matter how you positively impacted others.
Yeah I’m really jealous of a gas guzzling ugly vehicle that looks like it was made from legos. Everyone knows only guys with small dicks and lack of self confidence drive those and if I had tons of money I would not go spend it on a hummer. I would buy something way better. So you can think you’re all cool and that we are jealous when if I had a bunch a money I wouldn’t even consider buying one. If you were smart you would have bought something better and cooler and maybe I would be jealous.
And by the way the Hummer does symbolize everything that is wrong with America. It’s disgustingly huge (Like most of the people who live here) It symbolizes materialism (because a lot of people in America are materialistic) It does no good to the enviroment at all. Because we all need to drive big expensive vehicles so we look cool and so that we can get laid. I mean fuck the enviroment right? Who gives a shit about this planet. As long as we look cool and everyone is jealous!……DUMBASSES.
I bet all thses people who claim to have hummers don’t even actually have one. why the hell would someone who has a hummer waste thier time looking up websites against hummers? get a life.
You don’t see any “I hate Bentleys” or “I hate Rolls Royce” or “I hate Maybachs” and they are more expensive than the hummer. It’s so funny that there are more hatefull websites dissing on hummers than any other vehicle when there are alot more vehicles out there that are way more expensive. If you had a rolls royce or a bentley hell yeah i would be jealous. a hummer….not so much.
* The H2 is the ultimate poseur vehicle. It has the chassis of a Chevy Tahoe and a body that looks like the original Hummer; i.e. it’s a Chevy Tahoe in disguise.
* The H2 is a gas guzzler. Because it has a gross vehicle weight rating over 8500 lbs, the US government does not require it to meet federal fuel efficiency regulations. Hummer isn’t even required to publish its fuel economy (owners indicate that they get around 10 mpg for normal use). So while our brothers and sisters are off in the Middle East risking their lives to secure America’s fossil fuel future, H2 drivers are pissing away our “spoils of victory” during each trip to the grocery store.
* The H2 is a polluter. Based on G.M.’s optimistic claim that it gets13 mpg, an H2 will produce 3.4 metric tons of carbon emissions in a typical year, nearly double that of G.M.’s Chevrolet Malibu sedan.
* The H2 is a death machine. You’d better hope that you don’t collide with an H2 in your economy car. You can kiss your ass goodbye thanks to the H2’s massive weight and raised bumpers. Too bad you couldn’t afford an urban assault vehicle of your own. Or could you…?
* The H2 is a tax loophole. Under the current tax laws, business owners can deduct nearly half the cost of their H2s. If you are in the highest tax bracket, that’s a tax savings of nearly $10,000! The government rewards you more savings for buying an H2 than you’d get for buying an electric car.
Turdmobiles. Do you drive a Hummer? Look in the mirror. You are a Turd.
lol
i <3 the internet
I love these posts against hummers. You all make so much sense, and express the reality of what’s going on. The last post with all the reasons to not agree with them is the best.
An Urban assault vehicle, yes, me and my little girl wouldn’t survive if hit by one. Today a woman came to my daughter’s gymnastics school pulling into our parking lot with tons of little kids on her cell driving way too fast. Not only is that
so dangerous she’s so ignorant to think that she can see a tiny kid crossing in front of her. I hate hummers too because they were designed to protect our men and woman fighting for their lives and others lives in war so they can sit up high, carry some of their artillery and get through rough rodes, not for woman and men living in Sherman Oaks, Ca going down Ventura blvd, Get a life!
Please. Get a life. Nobody cares about what you care about. Maybe that’s why you’re online venting. Nobody wants to hear it in person, most of the time if they agree with you, they are just yessing you to death thinking, “Wow, this guy/girl needs better things to bitch about”.
All you Emo, “Save the planet, we are all going to die” idiots are so gay. You still drive a car you assholes, if you “care” about it so much, take your lazy “American” asses and go ride a bike. You won’t, you know why? Because you are just as superficial as a Hummer driver. You don’t want your hair to get messy, you don’t want to smell bad for work, “that’s so unrealistic”. Is it?
I don’t think so. Take a bus, take a cab. You’re all hypocrites. I own a hummer, you wanna know what I do? If someone flicks me off, (which never has happened–from the picture above you flick ppl off from behind the vehicle–wow you guys are so raw) I would run your ass off the lane. 99% of you Environmental losers, will spend your cash on little stupid shit, I bet you.
Spend your cash on “saving” the planet instead. You know why you won’t? You care to much on the other items you want for yourself. Before you diss “Hummer” drivers, you guys are not anything better. If you feel so strongly about your opinion, get your lazy asses up and start a strike. You know what you won’t want to? Because you guys are to cowardly. You talk shit on a website and you think you did something for the day.
No sir/Maam, you just proved how much more pathetic you are.
Have a great day.
… what in the fuck is going on here.
I just can’t beleive how stupid people are for flipping me off in my Hummer. I have two sons in the military right now who are fighting for the right for me to buy my hummer and for you to be pissed off about it. Why don’t you go enlist and help fight to protect your right to say what you think. If you were in the middle east you couldn’t do that. I’ve worked hard my whole life to finally get my first fun car. I’ve raised 6 children and have 8 grand children. I have fought and my familly has served this country. I give to more charities money and time. So because of this wonderful country I can give back and have some fun. The next time someone flips me off I think I will turn around and take there sorry ass to a recruiters office and let them fight for there right to be stupid.
you’re sons arent fighting for our rights…. they are fighting because our president is a retard.
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I Hate Hummers « Gutter Poetry in the Arab Sphere said this on June 8, 2008 at 8:32 am
Excuse me Tom, re: “If you were in the middle east you couldn’t do that”. Perhaps you should educate yourself before making ignorant, racist comments like that. I’m sure if you actually spent any real time in the “Middle East”, you would know we’re not all living in cages, and those who are most repressed in the region are actually those who have major US/EU support behind them.
I hate Hummers.
oh my fucking god. When will all of you hummer drivers get it into your tiny heads: WE ARE NOT JEALOUS OF YOU, AND WE NEVER WILL BE.
you know why we fucking hate your guts? because you’re filling up your ego vehicle with TREMENDOUS amounts of gas that could be otherwise be spread around evenly among WAAAAAY more people.
not to mention to enormous amounts of carbon emissions you’re putting into the air, which in turn causes our planet, THE ONLY PLANET WE CALL HOME, to start decaying.
thanks, guys.
oh and yes, i do drive a car, but guess what? it’s a honda civic that gets 30 MILES TO THE GALLON. so fuck you and your 10 mpg shit-mobile.
why don’t you spend all of your money on a hybrid. there ARE suv hybrids, which are WAY better for the environment, but they also are big enough to haul things.
let’s see who’s laughing when gas is $8.00/gallon in America, and everyone else is driving a hybrid that gets 60/mpg, while you’re in your piece of shit.
WHY ARE PEOPLE SO IGNORANT.
Hummer owners are insecure & stupid. You can tell from their comments. See http://root2squared.wordpress.com/2008/09/26/stupid-hummer-owners/
Also, we are not jealous of your hummers. We’d rather drive cars that are fast. Do you think people who drive Porsches, MINIs, Audis can’t afford this ugly monstrosity? No, they are just smart enough to realize that a slow ugly vehicle like the hummer is not meant for trips to the local mall.
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hahahaha….u people kill me!!! all u tree huggers…..seriously! enough!!! quit fucking crying about something you’ll never be able to change!!! and hummer lovers….com’on guys!!! jealous??? of what? an overpriced suburban with a box body??? and can’t afford one??? really??? how bout i pay cash for yours and then burn the piece of shit to the ground??? i don’t hate…..it’s just that i wanted a real 4×4. i’d bet that most of you chumps don’t even know how to engage the four wheel drive in that over weight can!!! trail with me, climb with me……you wont keep up pretty boys!!!
I hate bigs and spencer cars.
omg cry me a river you big baby’s haha hummers are the best thing to ever happen to a car and you all are just mad you cant afford one!!!
have a nice day